How to go nuts when selling a house

Add equal parts:

• Upstairs hardwood that needs replacing in just one (tiny!) spot
• Paint that is "outdated"
• Paint that is marked, scuffed, flawed, flaking, or just plain stained
• Lots and LOTS of stuff that needs to be thrown out
• B2K - over 2000 books
• Lots of stuff you don't want
• A sagging front walkway
• Condensation in the basement
• No dining table (or chairs) in your dining room
• B2K, seriously it's a lot of books
• A painter who says "one week" but really meant "two"
• You've hard of this sagging real estate market right?
  

I guess this is the inverse, or something like that, of my previous post "How to buy a crappy house".