No Xmas lights yet!

No no no!

Yet a distant "neighbor" has done this.

Sidestep - what's the definition of neighbor? I think of your next door neighbor, but clearly it can include a few houses down. But how many? 5? 10? Was the house that is technically 4 houses over that burned down a "neighbor"? Or since it is across another street are they too far away? These are the things I think about.

But a "neighbor" (you can do anything you want with "quotation fingers") has put them up.

It's not this bad:

But they are up, that is all that matters.


If I see more of this, I'm going to string you up:


And then throw water on you!