Plat

Not only is it a funny sounding word (it's like "splat", but funnier, and not funny "ha ha", but funny "look at that duck waddle"), it also means:

–noun
1. a plot of ground.
2. a plan or map, as of land.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/plat

So the image for this post is the plat of the house to be purchased, which contradicts all guidelines in the "How to buy a crappy house" post (http://ckstevenson.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-to-buy-crappy-house.html)

I have no clue what the plat really means, but I hope it to be MY plat soon.