OH REALLY????
WHEN? When did your magically delicious menu change? Last year? Last week? TELL ME!
Otherwise, all you have done is stolen 8 seconds of life I can't get back
And while we're at it, super automated system, why do you always ask me for my account number and then have the non-automated human re-ask me for the number? Did you ask me for it just for fun? Is this a little game you play? Do you and all your computer buddies (Mr. ATM, Mrs. Model, Mr. Coffee, Dougie the DVR) giggle about this when you get together?
Well if you do, I hate you! (except I hope you didn't hear that, because you cute little machines make my life run smoothly)
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