Great unintentional comedy - sport headlines

I love this, "Glue" and "Fallen":

\\Bucks sign G Lue and F Allen
Seattle Post Intelligencer - 4 hours ago
Milwaukee, WI (Sports Network) - The Milwaukee Bucks signed guard Tyronn Lue and forward Malik Allen to undisclosed contracts on Thursday.
Bucks sign G Lue, F Allen National Post
Bucks sign Tyronn Lue and Malik Allen Bucks.com
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